Shandeh 2.9

Boobs. Strip clubs. Boobs and strip clubs.

BA got a couple of amateurs on there hands (killers, not strippers). And don’t blink too much around Goren – it’s a sign of stress.

Some guy says “charity event” and “bubble bath” and BA perk right up. Which sends them to a strip club.

Oh, we love when BA encounter girls with “i” names – this one’s ‘Sandi’. They try to embarrass her – Eames, are resident style guru, goes straight for the clothes, while Bobby stumbles over the word “flexible.”

And they head right back to another strip club. Watch in the background (if you can take your eyes off of this stripper’s ample, um, cleavage) Bobby gets tangled up in the stripper décor. He does a real good job at keeping his eyes on the prize.

Ohhhh – now we know the Yiddish word for ‘prostitute’! We wish we had a Yiddish grandma-ma! Except when she’s trying to kill us.

Eames says “bottle blonde boom-boom girl” and her and Goren share a laugh. They also get a chuckle when Goren finds drugs in Big Louie’s apartment: G: Crystal meth. E: No thanks.

In this corner we have the Jewish mother/grandmother and in this corner we have the Catholic mother/grandmother . . . who gives the most effective guilt trip? . . . it’s anybody’s call.

We love when Goren plays “incompetent” cop.

Clothes Call: Goren’s hot sunglasses that make an appearance 2 times

Quotable:

[looking over a “charity event” list]
Goren: What’s this abbreviation for?
Dude: A bubble bath setup. It’s a clear Lucite bathtub.
Eames: Charity events. “Charity” must be the girl who takes the bubble baths.

[Regarding one of the murderers]
Eames: Murderer, arsonist. Jack of all trades.
Goren: Yeah, and master of none.

Stripper [to Eames]: Didn’t your mother ever tell you? Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Goren [in the corner, muttering to himself] Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for . . . [shakes his head].

Eames: “Nashot Chayl”?
Goren: Nashot Chayl. [Stuttering] Nashot, that’s Hebrew. Women, woman.
Eames: Figures you’d know that.