See Me 2.13

Idiots, yet again, are duo are surrounded by idiots . . . dry lightning and a really squirrelly secretary are among their roadblocks. They’re completely nonplussed by the later – Goren plays a lively game of tug-of-war with her and Eames teases her about naughty pictures.

They get a delusional schizophrenic who thinks he’s ex-CIA in interrogation. Goren is rather restrained. Until he puts the guy’s bare foot in his face. Alex can’t bear to look . . . neither can we.

Goren reveals that his mother began to suffer from schizophrenia at the age of 32 – and her rommie must be a riot! Bright blue apples indeed!

Goren and Eames tail a Garcia House van – and get the honor of witnessing a guy “take a pee off the pier.” Glamorous. And classy.

Poor Carver, gold plated faucets make him disillusioned!

GE visit the eye-guy and play with his expensive toys and art. BA seem to be the only ones in this episode not living outside their means.

Listen up! Van Gogh lesson commin’ at cha! And I can’t even begin to explain how much you would have to pay me to be the actress getting a needle (fake or no) that close to my eye. That’s a trust game with your fellow actor I don’t wanna play.

Sad ending to the eppie: Goren on the phone with his mom. Eames [to Carver]: Don’t ask. Oh, Goren, it’s gonna get worse before it gets better, my friend.

Clothes Call: BA’s snow hats – especially Goren’s porkpie small-time-crime one! Eames, what’s with all the velvet jackets? You have one in every color. Carver and his hat collection!

Quotable:

Goren: I don’t know . . . this guy was . . . disoriented.
Eames: Maybe because somebody was trying to kill him.

Lupe Garcia: I love this painting. So full of hope.
Goren: Well, it's certainly ... full of something.

Carver: I’ve just been upstairs. Tell me I was imagining things.
Eames: The faucets really are gold plated.
Carver: It’s disillusioning, to say the least.