Baggage 2.11

Goren’s locker is on top, and Eames’ two down (I’m assuming the assignment was taking their heights into account).

Goren lights up in order to play good cop to Eames’ snippy bad cop. But we’re pretty sure she’s not in character when she says, “I can’t believe you touched that thing” -- meaning a glow stick that a stripper’s done a “thing with” that he’s been fiddling with all episode. Ewww.

Eames goes to her dad when she has a problem at work – wonder if Goren was ever one of those “problems.” But they at least pretend it is when Eames snaps at a suspect and leaves so Goren can talk to him about the “feminist” in her. The suspect thinks Eames is attractive. Bobby pretends like the thought never occurred to him, “attractive . . . if hostility turns you on.” Eames meets Goren at the bar and he tells her everything the guy just said. Eames doesn’t like “ineffectual nice guys.”

Serious sexual harassment doesn’t get a reaction out of Carver, but identity fraud sure does. Goren and Eames grill suspects separately and these guys sing like canaries. The FBI is a very wham-bam-thank you-mam operation.

BA break up a date in a rather ‘fabulous’ way.

Clothes Call: Deakins’ glasses

Quotable:

Airline Worker: You understand I'm bending our rules.
Eames: I think your rules are used to it.

Alex: Hi, I’m Alex.
Steffi: Steffi.
Alex: Steffi. What a cute name. And you remember Bob? Bob, the shipping magnate?
Goren: Hi, Keith. Did Alex tell you what she does for a living? She’s a queen. Queen of Sheeba.
Keith: They’re pulling your leg.
Goren: No, no. Shipping magnate. Queen of Sheeba. And what was it, Vice President of Trans Union Airlines?
Alex: So fabulous. Why don’t the three of us go back to our place and talk about our fabulous jobs?

Carver: That's the problem with most men: they want what they can't get and don't want what they have.
Eames: No, the problem with men is they talk too much.