Everyone’s bisexual and hitting on Goren.
Eames’ obsession with wanting robbery as the motive begins. Bobby knows Russian, plays with bikini bottoms. Some redhead flirts with and fondles B’s coat collar. B steals the sheriff’s watch. How the hell does Goren know so much about Rolodex watches? A transvestite tries to make-out with Goren. Goren flicks his wrists a lot.
Quotable:[B’s nose is in a box that holds a disembodied head]
E: Lose a contact lens?
[B pulls a necklace out of the head’s mouth]
G: What do you think this means?
E: Robbery wasn’t the motive?
G: She still wrote in Russian.
E: If you tell me you can read Russian – [he looks at her blankly] oh, brother.
[after a spiel by know-it-all Goren]
E: I learn something new everyday.
Deakins: Did you tell Kenneth Strick he plucks his eyebrows!?
G: Yes. Well, he does doesn’t he!?
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Yesterday 1.18
The boys are stumped and Eames uses her good fashion sense to break Deakins’ old case -- Goren can’t believe he’s partnered with such a fashionista and sees her in a whole new light. B kicks a door in, teaches a guy to lie, and Alex knows her faux fur.
A chess guy and Goren move each other around rooms. Deakins knows the right judge. Goren and the killer continue to have a disagreement with the seating arrangement.
Clothes Call: sunglasses, black London Limited miniskirt circa 1983, Goren looses the tie in interrogation
Quotable:
E: It’s not more than twenty years. That’s a black denim miniskirt from the London Limited. They only made them one season – 1983.
G: You wore one of these?
E: I looked good in it too.
A chess guy and Goren move each other around rooms. Deakins knows the right judge. Goren and the killer continue to have a disagreement with the seating arrangement.
Clothes Call: sunglasses, black London Limited miniskirt circa 1983, Goren looses the tie in interrogation
Quotable:
E: It’s not more than twenty years. That’s a black denim miniskirt from the London Limited. They only made them one season – 1983.
G: You wore one of these?
E: I looked good in it too.
Seizure 1.17
Eames caresses Carver’s arm and Carver and Goren are twinsies. BA hit all the burger joints in town. B cutely considers A on the playground after questioning a lesbian schoolteacher.
B wakes up Johnny with a chair slam and slices his hand open in interrogation. Eames gives him her hanky and he makes an “opps” face.
BA read steamy fan letters and Alex needs a cigarette and eight hours sleep. Goren slams his notebook down and breaks a goth girl out of her reverie. Goren chuckles at Alex and her ABBA fanclub card.
Goren has a family history of schizophrenia. B grabs A’s forearm to stop her. BA read domination porno for intellectuals.
Carver contemplates what tie he’ll wear to an execution. B does his own thing and A sighs. Love is a many splendored thing.
Clothes Call: Eames’ handkerchief Bobby wears around his hand, B’s hot sunglasses
Quotable:
G: [shaking his finger at Eames] What did I tell you about “the negligent dad”?
E: I don’t know. I forgot to write it down.
B wakes up Johnny with a chair slam and slices his hand open in interrogation. Eames gives him her hanky and he makes an “opps” face.
BA read steamy fan letters and Alex needs a cigarette and eight hours sleep. Goren slams his notebook down and breaks a goth girl out of her reverie. Goren chuckles at Alex and her ABBA fanclub card.
Goren has a family history of schizophrenia. B grabs A’s forearm to stop her. BA read domination porno for intellectuals.
Carver contemplates what tie he’ll wear to an execution. B does his own thing and A sighs. Love is a many splendored thing.
Clothes Call: Eames’ handkerchief Bobby wears around his hand, B’s hot sunglasses
Quotable:
G: [shaking his finger at Eames] What did I tell you about “the negligent dad”?
E: I don’t know. I forgot to write it down.
Phantom 1.16
It’s a sarcasm party and everyone’s invited!
Bobby cooks Bouillabisse, Alex isn’t impressed (but a dead woman’s neighbor is).
BA are on their A-game and banter all the way through. Bobby’s all sarcastic, to Eames’ delight. Bobby makes a phone call while Alex and Deakins look on amusedly. Alex gives Bobby credit for his teeth observation and they both play with “Cookie” Caspari.
We find out Alex comes from a family of cops.
Carver blatantly flirts with a UN lady right in front of BA, who shoot each other an uncomfortable look. Eames gets her and Bobby coffee. Goren uses his height to fix some chimes. Bobby says “snow” in a fun way. Heightened intensity for all and Goren drives off by himself.
Chalk up another successful hostage situation for Goren (see episode 14). Goren messes up in the hostage situation but quickly corrects himself. Goren almost gets his face blown off and is shaken accordingly.
Quotable:
Valdez: I thought since Major Case Squad handled it back then you’d do me a favor and catch this one too.
G: That’s what I live for, Valdez, to make your life easier.
Valdez: I take it you’ll be by later to wash my car?
E: The only money I ever got from my family was the fifty bucks my dad gave me for my prom dress.
G: Was that the same year you were selling apples in front of city hall?
E: It was matchsticks, and it was snowing.
E: You ready?
G: Yeah, let’s play.
E: [sing-songy] Here she comes.
E: We’re not putting you down, Cookie.
G: Oh stop! You really lay it on thick there, Cookie.
E: [Brooklyn accent] She shoulda remembered.
E: [to G] My witnesses did better than yours.
G: Nothing but the footprints in the snow.
Bobby cooks Bouillabisse, Alex isn’t impressed (but a dead woman’s neighbor is).
BA are on their A-game and banter all the way through. Bobby’s all sarcastic, to Eames’ delight. Bobby makes a phone call while Alex and Deakins look on amusedly. Alex gives Bobby credit for his teeth observation and they both play with “Cookie” Caspari.
We find out Alex comes from a family of cops.
Carver blatantly flirts with a UN lady right in front of BA, who shoot each other an uncomfortable look. Eames gets her and Bobby coffee. Goren uses his height to fix some chimes. Bobby says “snow” in a fun way. Heightened intensity for all and Goren drives off by himself.
Chalk up another successful hostage situation for Goren (see episode 14). Goren messes up in the hostage situation but quickly corrects himself. Goren almost gets his face blown off and is shaken accordingly.
Quotable:
Valdez: I thought since Major Case Squad handled it back then you’d do me a favor and catch this one too.
G: That’s what I live for, Valdez, to make your life easier.
Valdez: I take it you’ll be by later to wash my car?
E: The only money I ever got from my family was the fifty bucks my dad gave me for my prom dress.
G: Was that the same year you were selling apples in front of city hall?
E: It was matchsticks, and it was snowing.
E: You ready?
G: Yeah, let’s play.
E: [sing-songy] Here she comes.
E: We’re not putting you down, Cookie.
G: Oh stop! You really lay it on thick there, Cookie.
E: [Brooklyn accent] She shoulda remembered.
E: [to G] My witnesses did better than yours.
G: Nothing but the footprints in the snow.
Semi-Professional 1.15
Bobby plays with a trash can at the murder scene; Carver’s amazed at seeing the eccentric detective in action. B always walks his lady friends to the door. Goren cracks a smile about tuna salad on rye. BA likes late bloomers.
BA have some laughs with Jimmy Deakins and his friend at a steakhouse. Goren has his hand on the back of Alex’s chair before they get down to business. Everybody drinks.
Goren arrests a guy with one hand and plays Chinese chess with the other: Your move. He learned in China.
BA are very together. Goren leans on his hand in a restaurant and looks cute while Alex reads to him: You underline the dirty parts?
Goren and Carver fight like little boys on the playground. Eames raises her hand and slickly resolves the situation. Goren and Carver kiss and make up while Alex puts on the heat.
Clothes Call: the judge’s fun suspenders
Quotable:
[to Eames as he watches Goren play with a trash can by himself]
Carver: Is his investigative style always this sociable?
E: Emily Trudeau’s greatest hits?
G: [nods] “Free Speech and the Fair Use Doctrines: The First Amendment and Encryption Software.”
E: Stop it, you’re making me hot.
E: What do they call that?
G: Ah, Gentleman’s C’s.
E: [to Goren] A history of violence. Sounds like a distinguishing feature of the semi-professional hitman. I only look like I’m not paying attention to you.
BA have some laughs with Jimmy Deakins and his friend at a steakhouse. Goren has his hand on the back of Alex’s chair before they get down to business. Everybody drinks.
Goren arrests a guy with one hand and plays Chinese chess with the other: Your move. He learned in China.
BA are very together. Goren leans on his hand in a restaurant and looks cute while Alex reads to him: You underline the dirty parts?
Goren and Carver fight like little boys on the playground. Eames raises her hand and slickly resolves the situation. Goren and Carver kiss and make up while Alex puts on the heat.
Clothes Call: the judge’s fun suspenders
Quotable:
[to Eames as he watches Goren play with a trash can by himself]
Carver: Is his investigative style always this sociable?
E: Emily Trudeau’s greatest hits?
G: [nods] “Free Speech and the Fair Use Doctrines: The First Amendment and Encryption Software.”
E: Stop it, you’re making me hot.
E: What do they call that?
G: Ah, Gentleman’s C’s.
E: [to Goren] A history of violence. Sounds like a distinguishing feature of the semi-professional hitman. I only look like I’m not paying attention to you.
Homo Homini Lupis 1.14
BA have nearly twelve kidnappings (not counting hostage situations) between them and they’ve never lost anyone.
Bobby talks Bonanza and fiddles with a car engine on the street. Alex shoots a guy twice and kills him on the court steps. Bobby has a chase and a suspenseful moment in a coffee shop listening for the Bonanza ringtone. B’s tough with a girl with Stockholm Syndrome and a tiger tat comes into play.
Clothes Call: Alex’s adorable Alice in Wonderland headband and chic black scarf, Bobby’s layered plaid button down.
Quotable:G: Bosnia?
E: And a bunch of other places with no vowels.
Bobby talks Bonanza and fiddles with a car engine on the street. Alex shoots a guy twice and kills him on the court steps. Bobby has a chase and a suspenseful moment in a coffee shop listening for the Bonanza ringtone. B’s tough with a girl with Stockholm Syndrome and a tiger tat comes into play.
Clothes Call: Alex’s adorable Alice in Wonderland headband and chic black scarf, Bobby’s layered plaid button down.
Quotable:G: Bosnia?
E: And a bunch of other places with no vowels.
The Insider 1.13
Goren doesn’t know much about an “It Girl” but really looks forward to meeting her. B gives a guy with an arm sling a reassuring pat on the shoulder.
BA go up against the FBI. The undercover FBI guy reveals a boatload of BA history while our dynamic duo plays coy. Goren and the FBI guy drink out of adorable Major Case Squad coffee cups – B gets them tested for cooties. Goren had pastrami and antacid for lunch.
Agent Hampton gives Goren the “heeby jeevies” and makes him cuss a lot. Eames wants a foot massage from Derek Jeter. Bobby uses his low, dangerous voice. The agent calls Goren “a frustrated, second-rate city cop” but our guy gets his man in the end.
Clothes Call: the bow tie on the judge
Quotable:
[Eames describes the spoiled little “It Girl”]
G: She sounds like a lot of fun.
Deakins: [after Goren makes a prediction] The magic gut speaks.
FBI guy: You ever try [undercover]?
G: I wouldn’t be any good at it. It’s just not in my nature.
FBI guy: Those four years in Narcotics, what was that? You ran three undercover operations, twenty-seven arrests, twenty-seven convictions.
G: You read my file.
FBI guy: Wouldn’t you? And Eames, you transferred to Major Case after three years in Vice. Winter nights trolling the Point in a fur coat and a halter top looking for Johns. It’s tough duty.
BA go up against the FBI. The undercover FBI guy reveals a boatload of BA history while our dynamic duo plays coy. Goren and the FBI guy drink out of adorable Major Case Squad coffee cups – B gets them tested for cooties. Goren had pastrami and antacid for lunch.
Agent Hampton gives Goren the “heeby jeevies” and makes him cuss a lot. Eames wants a foot massage from Derek Jeter. Bobby uses his low, dangerous voice. The agent calls Goren “a frustrated, second-rate city cop” but our guy gets his man in the end.
Clothes Call: the bow tie on the judge
Quotable:
[Eames describes the spoiled little “It Girl”]
G: She sounds like a lot of fun.
Deakins: [after Goren makes a prediction] The magic gut speaks.
FBI guy: You ever try [undercover]?
G: I wouldn’t be any good at it. It’s just not in my nature.
FBI guy: Those four years in Narcotics, what was that? You ran three undercover operations, twenty-seven arrests, twenty-seven convictions.
G: You read my file.
FBI guy: Wouldn’t you? And Eames, you transferred to Major Case after three years in Vice. Winter nights trolling the Point in a fur coat and a halter top looking for Johns. It’s tough duty.
Crazy 1.12
After episode after episode of ineptitude, the local police are finally helpful. Goren eats Combos at a table and says “Special Victims Unit.” B gives A credit for her “gut feeling.” Bobby almost falls out of his chair.
A goes undercover in a car as the mother of an abused daughter. B talks to a little girl and does magic for her by pulling a red crayon from behind her ear (by the by, VDO once made a living doing magic, so that’s actually his sleight of hand you see).
Goren makes fun of a fake nutcase: Nothing to get you out of bed in the morning except work . . . and calls him a geek with his books and tweed. With the exception of the tweed, Bobby might as well be describing himself. (Hey! Pot, meet Kettle! We're pretty sure your apartment is cover in reading material, Goren!)
B moans the names of supermodels and all the men in the room bond over the stupid things they’ve done when in love with a girl.
Quotable:
E: I love everything about this job except that – buddy boy system.
G: Nobody’s reasonable when they’re in love – that’s the whole point of it!
A goes undercover in a car as the mother of an abused daughter. B talks to a little girl and does magic for her by pulling a red crayon from behind her ear (by the by, VDO once made a living doing magic, so that’s actually his sleight of hand you see).
Goren makes fun of a fake nutcase: Nothing to get you out of bed in the morning except work . . . and calls him a geek with his books and tweed. With the exception of the tweed, Bobby might as well be describing himself. (Hey! Pot, meet Kettle! We're pretty sure your apartment is cover in reading material, Goren!)
B moans the names of supermodels and all the men in the room bond over the stupid things they’ve done when in love with a girl.
Quotable:
E: I love everything about this job except that – buddy boy system.
G: Nobody’s reasonable when they’re in love – that’s the whole point of it!
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