Dead 2.1

Comedian Jim “Problems are just solutions in work clothes” Gaffigan plays it straight and if you haven’t seen him in My Boys, you really gotta Netflix that now.

Someone’s been sniffin’ the embalming fluid and Goren, after disgusting us and his partner playing with some really gross sores, shows his steady hand and tweezers prowess.

BA interrogate a guy who’s high as a kite on weed before Goren and Deakins play “Know Your Bible Quotes.” And Goren utters his famous library card line.

Alex is squeamish about embalming – and if a guy asked you if you wanted your anus stuffed with cotton, like he does Goren, wouldn’t you be?

Deakins’ buddy married a stripper with fake breasts . . . oh, Captain, TMI.

Gaffigan won’t let BA take a nature walk to his mass grave, which is really quite a disturbing sight.

“Fing-a-nails” Goren? You really are a New York boy, or is it just because you’re talking about the Masucci mob? Goren has either seen or read The Spy Who Came in from the Cold.

A hitman who should’ve used Ziplock tries to intimidate our duo, but they don’t bat an eyelash and instead, Goren makes him crazy paranoid.

Bobby highkicks a tire to make himself a seat.


Clothes Call: Goren’s library card (we’ll call it a fashion accessory), Alex’s vivid blue interrogation shirt, the precious professor outfit of the zealot

Quotable:

[Goren presses on a dead guy’s goopy sores]
E: You must have been so much fun in biology class.
G: [smelling puss] Actually, my biology teacher, Mr. Dixon, didn’t think I was much fun at all.

Goren: I need to use my most important investigative tool. My library card.

[After getting evidence on his hands.]
Robert Goren: I need to get my hands to a lab.

[a dead woman with a pacemaker who was apparently cremated]
Alex Eames: You think he would have remembered if she'd exploded in his oven.